Molly, 23, Michigan.
→the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
Sometimes it’s scary how fucking accurate this hell site can be
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My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him
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I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.
Yes the fly was removed afterwards.
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Me irl
I can’t believe that this post clocked me.
I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.
Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone.
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the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them
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